“I Will Learn (1,000 Things)” Parody of 500 Miles by The Proclaimers Covid19 2020 coronavirus

Published at : 23 Dec 2025

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Lyrics:

When I wake up
Well I know I’m gonna be,
I’m gonna be here stuck inside this house with you

I can’t go out
But I’ve got a lot of things,
A lot of things that I could teach myself to do

Kids need a haircut
Well I guess that I could try
And be the dad who’s gives a haircut to his kids

I’ll learn a language
‘Cause it’s among the many things,
The many things that I have on my bucket list

‘Cause I can’t fly 500 miles
No I can’t walk outside my door
So I will learn 1,000 things
And I will learn 1,000 more

I started sewing
So if you’re running out clothes,
Just let me know, I’ll make a sweater just for you

I’m learning trumpet
I can only play one song
I play it wrong, but I will practice and get good

And now I garden
Because I bought a lot of seeds
So many seeds that I will grow some food for you

And I’m a cook now
I’m collecting recipes
From all my friends who post their dinner on Facebook

‘Cause I can’t fly 500 miles
No I can’t walk outside my door
So I will learn 1,000 things
And I will learn 1,000 more

‘Cause I’m inside!
I’m inside!
And I’m done driving, done driving to my work

Get inside!
Get inside!
Don’t spread the virus, please don’t be a jerk

‘Cause we can’t fly 500 miles
No we should all just stay in doors
We could learn 1,000 things
And we could learn 1,000 more

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